theconcealedweapon:

What they say: “I was just joking.”

What they mean: “I was completely serious, but I hate being called out, so I’d rather pretend that you’re just too sensitive.”

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dammit:

how do people make like hundreds of friends I can’t even make a grilled cheese with out burning it

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oh-haroo:

More nature here

oh-haroo:

More nature here

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shybooklover:

You’ll never hate the Percy Jackson movies like Rick Riordan hates them

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konorai:

kurakos:

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

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Group Assigments

Person: I have an idea
Me: So did Hitler

hatredly:

if people looked like their personality, we would have a lot of ugly people in this world.

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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